domenica 18 settembre 2016

Paul,me our cats and online casino games

My neighbour Paul and I are chatting about our favourite microgaming casinos over a beer, while our kids are showing each other cat memes and funny cat pics on their smartphones and our wives are talking politics. We’re having a barbecue at our place today; we take turns every week having a barbie in our backyard or at Paul and Sally’s, and we always share the food and drinks. It’s a good way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
Paul and I can never agree on what the best online casinos are. We compare how often our preferred microgaming casinos offer a no deposit casino bonus, free spins or other sweeteners like that. No matter what, each of us sticks with his opinion on which are the best microgaming casinos, which give the best chance of a win and which have the most fun games. I hope to rub a really big win in his face one day, and no doubt he hopes to do the same to me. It’s all in good fun.
Suzie (our cat, as opposed to our daughter who thought it would be clever to name a kitten after herself) saunters past and rubs against everyone's legs, marking us all as her property. Suzie the cat and Ginger - Paul and Sally’s cat - don’t get along. They never really fight, but whenever they find themselves face to face, there’s always a lot of hissing, growling and fluffing out of tails to twice the volume. Suzie is obviously trying to make Ginger jealous. Funny cats, those.
Paul and Sally also have a dog - Blackie, a Labrador - and Ginger runs rings around him. If you’ve ever seen cat memes where the cat makes a fool of the dog or lords it over the dog - that’s Ginger and Blackie for you, even though he’s ten times her size. Don’t know why he tolerates her. Cats have lots of personality, that’s why they always get up to fun stuff and why pictures and videos of funny cats are so popular.

Paul mentions one of the top casinos (in his opinion) where there are always free spins and a no deposit casino bonus waiting for you whenever you play. I’ve tried it, and I don’t think it’s all that great. I mention a few of the best online casinos I know, and how the no deposit bonus is always bigger and they always throw in more free spins. He calls me a fibber, and we bicker lazily for a few minutes, but not for real.
Meanwhile, the boys are kicking a ball, the girls are over in the corner gossiping about whatever it is that girls gossip about and giggling. Our wives are now discussing the ridiculous new cat curfew law proposed by the local council at the last session. Both Paul and I have something to say on the topic, so we leave our argument about the best online casinos for another week, grab our beers and wander over to join them.

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